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..Vanessa. 18. New Jersey.. I like cute boys and british tv shows. Let's be friends and go on an adventure.

themajesticmountainscold:

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

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sassy-spoon lives up to its url

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butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

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vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via fatlie)

dortios:

jadeseyshore:

egberts:

coolscar:

A FURBY WITH A HUMAN BUTT AND LEGS

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imagine this sprinting towards you at 500 mph

i would shit myself

(via mindable)

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(via unplannedchild)

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angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

(via mindable)

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

(via mindable)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via mindable)

sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

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